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Zach Closs's rating of the film Battle: Los Angeles

IMDB, in the quotes section: "'Maybe I can help. I'm a vetinarian.' [She mispronounces veterinarian]." I spotted this on Netflix, remembered it existed, and became quickly incensed. Ridiculously jingoistic, incomprehensibly shot, masturbatory and somehow even stupider than its stupid, stupid title. Between this and that other silly goatfuck "Olympus Has Fallen," I'm pretty over Aaron Eckhart's overacting, dopey mug.