One of the worst movies ever? Yes! But definitely not a "best worst" movie. Not a better worst either. Liverwurst comes close. Still, I did enjoy having my meter recalibrated by how much worse it managed to get just when I didn't think anything could be more clueless or bad.
No thank you, April fools my ass. How dare anyone compare this piece of shit with the tolerable legend the room? You are tearing me apart (05/20/2016 I thought the no sign to the left of the stars meant giving no stars. Instead a tap got my review deleted without second confirmation. Restored)
"Hey there's dead people on the side of the road. Let's go see if there are any survivors." A guilty pleasure after watching two beautifully filmed but so-so French films. "However there is an interesting research in prehistoric times. Birds did attack cavemen. They used to claw out their eyes and skull." Loved everything about this film. "Well you certainly know a lot about birds. I should. I am an ornithologist."
Really...no stars. I believe the conceit here is that they deliberately tried to make a "so bad its good" movie. I think they just made a shit movie. I'm a huge fan of "so bad its good" but to pull that off requires a knowledge of what actually makes bad movies good, an appreciation of grindhouse and poverty row, and even a bit of talent. I see none of that here. It's not funny or sexy or gory. It's just boring.
A truly awful movie, much like "The Room" you should only watch this while playing a drinking game with bored friends. If you want to watch a low budget bad film, watch one that at least embraces the bad film aspect, like Thankskilling, or Sharknado. Two stars because it was so bad that you will want to keep watching just to see how bad it can get.
There are truly no words to describe Birdemic: Shock and Terror. This is not a film. This is not cinema. This is an experience—an experience that delivers all the shock and terror the title promises. Birdemic is an hour and a half of the same nightmarish CGI raptor screeching and hovering in place, vertigo-inducing camerawork, and impossibly bad delivery of every awful line that makes up this terrible film.
If you like badly cut home videos with permanent changing sound levels, stupid bird sequences and wooden dialogues about love and ecological problems: Welcome to this film! But be prepared to have some schnapps during these long 90 minutes - that's the only way to stand them.