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Ratings & Reviews

  1. Aardsy's rating of the film Cobra

    This American carnage stops right here.

  2. Dan Kenneth Gigernes's rating of the film Cobra

    Entertaining violent bloodbath where Sly slaughters a motorcycle sect of criminal psychopaths that kill beautiful girls. Birgitte Nielsen do her best role as a hunted deer in high heels and Andrew Robinson is perfectly sleazy as a cop nobody likes. Brian Thompson also gets you "hooked" from the first scene where he (and the rest of the villains) bang two axes together as the worst of the killers. So bad it's good.

  3. Mr. Gumby's rating of the film Cobra

    A pocketful of clichés + Stallone with a match on his mouth + occasional Pepsi product placement + super kitsch soundtrack

  4. Stian Gledje Bekkvik's rating of the film Cobra

    The photography is more than brilliant!

  5. Erica Narduzzi's rating of the film Cobra

    Terrificante. Non c'è altro da dire. Fortunatamente ho avuto modo di guardarlo in compagnia, quando non avevamo alternative e commentarlo così tanto da renderlo divertente, ma non è stato merito della produzione.

  6. Alvise Narduzzi's rating of the film Cobra

    Il primo (spero anche unico) lavoro di Stallone come sceneggiatore sfocia in un ammasso di dialoghi senza senso, scene scontate, trame ridicole e personaggi-clichè. Terrficante in tutto, dalle performance recitative degli attori alla regia. Imbarazzante.

  7. Graham Ball's rating of the film Cobra

    Yes... The 80s... Yes, Cobra!... Come on... It was the 80s... Yes... The 80s needed Cobra and Cobra needed the 80s... Just his gun in the movie is worth the 2 stars!

  8. Syranos's rating of the film Cobra

  9. Mark O. Stack's rating of the film Cobra

    Action movies really are fascist.

  10. Gonçalo Rosas's rating of the film Cobra

    6 - So bad, it's actually good. A bloody, politically incorrect slice of prime, smelly, manly 80s gorgonzola.

  11. suede's rating of the film Cobra

    Hugely entertaining in the opening scenes; then, more cheesy action takes over (enter Officer Stalk!). Many interesting details from Reagan-era America. Brigitte Nielsen has real teeth. Jeans high enough to cover her belly-button. Stallone's such a pleasure to listen to. I never realized how entertaining he was. Never takes himself seriously either. Probably wears dirty citrus leather fragrance (Versace L'Homme).

  12. Steve G.'s rating of the film Cobra

    What we really want on Mubi is not Sergei Loznitsa documentaries but films where Sylvester Stallone cuts his pizza with scissors.

  13. A. Felix's rating of the film Cobra

  14. Matt Rolls's rating of the film Cobra

    Entertaining, fascist nonsense.

  15. el.'s rating of the film Cobra

    an all time classic. though it's roaring with that recognizable cheap presentation and corny character interaction of such films, i enjoyed it very much. predictable? sure. but fun fun fun? hell yeah. marion cobretti, gotta love him.

  16. LuísMarques's rating of the film Cobra

    -YOU'RE A DISEASE AND I'M THE CURE *STALLONE SHOOTS SOME GUY* should call it a gilty pleasure, but after some thought i think i genuinely liked this movie

  17. film_lies101's rating of the film Cobra

  18. like2sleep's rating of the film Cobra

  19. Swag Yolo's rating of the film Cobra

  20. Mathias Palmberg's rating of the film Cobra

    Terrible acting, dialogue and action scenes. Just about everything misfires in this mess of a movie. Despite this there is a handful scenes (mostly montage scenes without dialogue or plot) where the 80's aesthetic really shines and brings the movie close to Michael Mann's Miami Vice territory. There is also a great score by buried under all the pop songs. Still, a fun curiosity.

  21. Ryuu Baron's rating of the film Cobra

  22. Minko's rating of the film Cobra

    The meanest mother fucker, best scene when he ripped off that skinny guy t-shirt hahahahah

  23. Jacob McKinley's rating of the film Cobra

    i was honestly surprised how brutal this was, i was also surprised that Brigitte Nielsen was kind of adorable.

  24. cinepheel's rating of the film Cobra

    One of the best and most beautiful action films ever made. Typically 80s. Timeless. Aesthetic wise the 80s are still the future.

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