This is an open letter to Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer (Seltzerberg). Stop. Just stop. Quit making movies for the rest of your life and never make an attempt again or I swear, I and a legion of haters will find you and hunt you down. Anybody who found it funny at all...you're objectively wrong...just no...you're just wrong. Every effort from Seltzerberg is a black mark on the USA and American cinema. Please die.