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  1. spasmolytic's rating of the film Fifty Shades of Grey

    Now I understand the definition of "Mommy Porn". To each his own.

  2. Ghostman's rating of the film Fifty Shades of Grey

    as comically awful as they say

  3. SpacePirate's rating of the film Fifty Shades of Grey

    No amount of sex scenes can save this travesty. This is the kinda shit that passes for bestselling books these days? I will stick with my Graham Greene novels. Fuck this. Zero stars. Not even the sex is intriguing. This belongs on Cinemax at like 4 am, and no where else. Avoid at all costs

  4. Yumi Kaioh's rating of the film Fifty Shades of Grey

    dear god: send me a guy like that so that I can have so much fun with him. Sincerely, every fucking sad woman in the world. P.S. - Not everyone that studies literature likes Thomas Hardy and dresses that bad. fucking stereotypes.

  5. Miguel Condeça's rating of the film Fifty Shades of Grey

  6. douglas binda's rating of the film Fifty Shades of Grey

    very bad, but the second one is worst

  7. audipras's rating of the film Fifty Shades of Grey

    Really, Anastasia? Really? You turned on through a sheer gaze?

  8. Rocco's rating of the film Fifty Shades of Grey

    Sluggishly paced and fairly inoffensive if you can get past an ample amount of bare breasts. Casts BDSM in a dark light by making Christian Grey a victim of underage sexual abuse which is a massive misrepresentation of kink culture itself. Vanilla and smugly moralistic. Doesn't embrace darkness so much as dip a toe in and vigorously wave a finger at it. Dakota Johnson makes it all somewhat worthwhile.

  9. nandafr's rating of the film Fifty Shades of Grey

  10. EmiEmi's rating of the film Fifty Shades of Grey

    Watching Hellraiser made me think of this movie and Dakota Johnson...

  11. VivianDarkbloom's rating of the film Fifty Shades of Grey

  12. emanuela's rating of the film Fifty Shades of Grey

    anastasia charachter is stupid enough. Mr. Grey without romance is good. I didn't like the ending.

  13. Mariana Ginginha's rating of the film Fifty Shades of Grey

  14. Sarah's rating of the film Fifty Shades of Grey

  15. Johnny Seeker's rating of the film Fifty Shades of Grey

    Thee Feel Good Sex Romp-Com! Was this film PG-13? Loved Dakota Johnson's eyes though! So Sad.

  16. I0000days's rating of the film Fifty Shades of Grey

    Yes, I've rated this the same as The Seventh Seal. Call me edgy, however, I really believe that giving Bergman's film more stars makes YOU the shithead. Why play chess with Death and philosophize with a bunch of awfully dressed characters when you can dive into Christian Grey's dimbles and admire them beautiful shots of Seattle..? This was much better than expected - its probably disliked mostly by whores and cucks.

  17. tatalf's rating of the film Fifty Shades of Grey

  18. @frassivan's rating of the film Fifty Shades of Grey

  19. zohen lux's rating of the film Fifty Shades of Grey

    this was so bad but i'm rating it 2 stars merely because of jamie dornan, i am shallow and disgusting

  20. A.B. II: The Return's rating of the film Fifty Shades of Grey

    This is a complete failure as a romance film, erotic film, psychological drama, all of it. The script features terrible dialogue and shifts tone with every new scene. The love scenes are unintentionally laughable. Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan give individually bland performances, and have little to no chemistry in their scenes together. It's every bit as bad as I imagined it would be.

  21. Sere-chan's rating of the film Fifty Shades of Grey

  22. IKB 191's rating of the film Fifty Shades of Grey

    it should be part of the list "2 hours of my life I won't get back"

  23. Daniela's rating of the film Fifty Shades of Grey

    i actually liked it more than i thought i would >_>

  24. cindy.nguyen's rating of the film Fifty Shades of Grey

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