To tell you how bad this is, I saw it at a drive-in in the 1980s, before the Internet and easy access to porn. I was in high school and even then found it incredibly cheesy and banal. It's meant to be, but it's gotta be unspeakably awful for a teen to be bored by bawdiness. Fortunately it was a double-feature with Barbarella. Barbarella saves the world!