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Not A Sexy Vampire's rating of the film If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?

Might be the cruelest, most nihlistic and unpleasant film I've ever watched. Got tricked in the first bit with the funny laughing at dumb Christians who think dancing is the gateway to adultery before being presented with abject misery and child death. That bamboo thing is horrific. Uses fear and horror to turn people to Jesus. Conversely, makes me turn as far away from Jesus and his crazies as soon as possible.