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  1. Drew.'s rating of the film Jupiter Ascending

    Sure it needed to be a half hour longer, but ya'll aren't good at having fun.

  2. Criteriamor's rating of the film Jupiter Ascending

    Trash. Mila Kunis is a curse. That girl cannot act for her life let alone pretend to be a queen of a galaxy. That other male actor next to her doesn't help either.

  3. Risya's rating of the film Jupiter Ascending

    Channing Tatum with eyeliners. LoL

  4. Achromia's rating of the film Jupiter Ascending

    This is embarrassing, like for all mankind...

  5. Tixier's rating of the film Jupiter Ascending

    Clairement sous-estimé, un Space Opera tétanisant, bourré d'idées complètement folles, plein d'une indéniable passion pour le genre. Pour faire simple, l'impression de voir Dune de Jodorowsky, ou en tout cas La Caste des Méta-barons. Jupiter Ascending est un film difforme, clairement amputé de certaines belles idées qu'avaient les Wacho, mais il est tellement généreux qu'il m'est impossible de faire la fine bouche.

  6. DSPRKY's rating of the film Jupiter Ascending

    Terrible. No character development at all and piss-poor acting.

  7. ramosbarajas's rating of the film Jupiter Ascending

    Yeah this wasn't very good. From an aesthetic point, it feels dated and too techno-quirky for the story its trying to tell. Also, the convoluted story is hard to keep up with. Is it an action film or a romantic comedy.

  8. Amine_NH2's rating of the film Jupiter Ascending

  9. Alberto Marcello's rating of the film Jupiter Ascending

  10. Jim Fear's rating of the film Jupiter Ascending

    The actor with pointy ears made me cringe. Mila is as annoying as ever. Not even a sex scene could save this movie. The villain portrays a megalomaniac paedophile, it didn't make sense. All I saw was explosions, planets and stuff, that's about it.

  11. Thomas Dods's rating of the film Jupiter Ascending

    The Wachowski's continue their quest to make bad films. It is unintentionally hilarious in places. Redmayne's performance is so bad it's great. Sean Bean is a space bounty hunter (or something) with a Yorkshire accent....

  12. Fritz's rating of the film Jupiter Ascending

    Probably, Eddie Redmayne's most horrible performance of a lifetime (not to mention his terrible voice induced with lung cancer).

  13. Mariana Basílio's rating of the film Jupiter Ascending

  14. Star Lord's rating of the film Jupiter Ascending

    Jupiter - Il destino dell'universo. Idea non malaccio ma film molto sotto le aspettative. Al massimo 2,5 stelle ma davvero niente di che.

  15. Joyce's rating of the film Jupiter Ascending

    The whole concept is really good but it seemed rushed for me (and I mean they rushed into releasing it instead of taking more time making it really mind-blowing). And what a bunch of miscasts.

  16. babycakesromero's rating of the film Jupiter Ascending

    was expecting a car crash but not a pile up. jesus wept. eddie redmayne achieves battlefield earth proportions of diabolical acting - i'm sorry eddie, what was that? you're going to have to speak up..ok, too loud, bring it down, umm, no, not that quiet, bit up from there, you want to find somewhere between abnormally low whispering and nic cage yelling..mebbe try just talking normally, see how that goes..

  17. Jeremy Ashlyn's rating of the film Jupiter Ascending

    Best Jim Henson Goblin Outerspace Cinderalla Etc Etc

  18. David Grillo's rating of the film Jupiter Ascending

    In the universal economy are lives are short and planet small. Capitalism as a regiment of chaos...

  19. Shoham L's rating of the film Jupiter Ascending

    Ridiculously entertaining. I hope no one takes this as serious sci-fi. Take it as a parody and don't read too much into it.

  20. unearthly_red's rating of the film Jupiter Ascending

    three stars, but this movie is really beyond the feeble numerical constraints. horrible unrecognizable Russian, bees that sense royalty, dragon/orc things, creepy crawly gollums, and the unbearably hetero wolf boy with eyeliner has fucking wings, man. this is a hot mess.

  21. EdieEmm's rating of the film Jupiter Ascending

    When I reviewed the new Mad Max, a few months ago, and I said something like "wish it had been more campy; guess you can't have everything"...? I was wrong. You can have everything. And it's glorious. 5 stars in my heart.

  22. Įdomu's rating of the film Jupiter Ascending

    "Lies are a necessity. They are the source of meaning."

  23. nyyssonen's rating of the film Jupiter Ascending

    over the top in all the worst and best ways

  24. mlstrx's rating of the film Jupiter Ascending

    fuck eddie redmayne, but this was good

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