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  1. Tibulle85's rating of the film Machete Kills

    Mais pourquoi faire une suite à un film déjà médiocre??? Ce "Machete kills" ne corrige vraiment aucune des tares de son prédécesseur! Si le gore est un peu plus présent (seul élément du film capable d'arracher quelques sourires au spectateur), le rythme est tjs très mal géré, faute de véritables crescendo et...scénario. Le second degré n'excuse pas la médiocrité! Bande-annonce a été, bande-annonce restera.

  2. Rubis's rating of the film Machete Kills

    machete... me fais rire encore une fois

  3. Stefan Drees's rating of the film Machete Kills

    Rodriguez has a lot of crazy ideas, but I prefer the first part („Machete“) with its well working clichés. In „Machete kills“ the director tries to make a kind of intellectual trash move which is sometimes funny, but sometimes also doesn’t work because it seems too exerted. Anyway, there are some great moments like the trailer for the sequel in the beginning.

  4. Michael Zyx MH Claes's rating of the film Machete Kills

    Great fun to watch In an outdoor cinema, feet on the dash with the girlfriend & a pop corn box. === A regarder dans 1 cinéma en plein air, les pieds sur le tableau de bord avec la copine et la boite de pop corn. === Cool cast incl Lady GAGA, Amber HEARD, Charlie SHEEN alias Carlos ESTEBEZ, Mel GIBSON, Jessica ALBA, Edward James OLMOS, William SADLER, Senor BANDERAS & Elon MUSK. Sadly Donald TRUMP wasn't in.

  5. Ludovic72's rating of the film Machete Kills

    Le premier épisode nous l'avait dit : voilà un Mexicain qu'il ne faut pas emmerder. Mais les super vilains schizos et/ou transformistes et/ou surpuissants ne l'ont pas compris, alors ça se complique... surtout avec ce mur entre les Etats-Unis et le Mexique (ça rappelle quelque chose, mais quoi ?) ! Machete doit encore dézinguer à tout va et globalement, on s'amuse pas mal devant ce cartoon bien sanglant.

  6. Aivaras_Z's rating of the film Machete Kills

    Just like the first movie, an acquired taste. But I like it, it's a nice tribute to stupid action and exploitation flicks of 70's and 80's.

  7. Raymond Likes Subtitles's rating of the film Machete Kills

  8. Ethan's rating of the film Machete Kills

    Robert Rodriguez continues to show us that he can make badass action films with badass people. Danny Trejo needs more action vehicles like this and what a cast of characters. I'm ready for Machete Kills Again...In Space.

  9. cinegeek.de's rating of the film Machete Kills

    Wie toll wäre ein richtiger Film mit diesem Gesicht! Ich empfehle statt Machete Kills eine Talkshow mit Danny Trejo auf youtube zu schauen. Das hat mehr Humor als der Film!

  10. Star Lord's rating of the film Machete Kills

    Molto meno bene rispetto al primo.

  11. SBERB's rating of the film Machete Kills

    bho, è Machete, che si aspettava la gente?

  12. CinemaDead's rating of the film Machete Kills

    The first Machete is a great homage to the 70's explotation cinema, this one is a bad parody of Rogeer Moore's Bond era, did the Rodriguez from Spy Kids 3 directed this instead of the Rodiguez from Desperado?

  13. babycakesromero's rating of the film Machete Kills

    flat by comparison to the first. just too silly. and mel is weird but not in good way. and gaga sucked. and not in a good way

  14. Sin título.'s rating of the film Machete Kills

    Una más del montón que en su búsqueda por llenarnos de elementos de explotación y reminiscencias nostálgicas por el cine de clase B de antaño se queda anclada en remates simples y desgastados. Lo más destacable es el uso de un Novation Launchpad para el despegue de un cohete y la aparición de Elon Musk.

  15. Federico Di Folco's rating of the film Machete Kills

    Scende di parecchio rispetto al primo capitolo,un pò per la naturale perdita di freschezza ma soprattutto per le scelte registiche e di script:si punta solo su tette,culi e sulla cafonata,riuscendo anche ad annoiare,specie per la parte col super-fastidioso Gibson.Si trascina stancamente,salvo per qualche scena di confine,ed il finale orrendo è quasi una liberazione. Cagatona.

  16. Ian Fitzgerald's rating of the film Machete Kills

    this was a movie there is hope for film students everywhere

  17. mjgildea's rating of the film Machete Kills

    Machete Kills is a sequel to a movie based off a "fake" trailer. If ever a movie was to fall under the It-Is-What-It-Is category this is it. Visually striking at moments but also feeling like an adult version of Rodriguez's Spy Kids series, Machete Kills straddles the line between camp and silliness while winking the entire time.

  18. Luca Taurini's rating of the film Machete Kills

    Ennesimo trash che mantiene i canoni del primo capitolo, anche se la maggior parte delle scene sono talmente surreali da apparire ridicole. 2*

  19. Tiago Batista Santos's rating of the film Machete Kills

    As bold and inventive as it's creator!

  20. msmichel's rating of the film Machete Kills

    While the first entry was quite a bit of fun this second entry just reeks of excess and desperation losing itself in its comic book quaintness and b-movie parody/homage. Sure there's a few chuckles along the way but its exhausts itself pretty quickly and taxes the viewers patience along the way. Machete don't interest.

  21. Alain Leun's rating of the film Machete Kills

  22. Diogo Xará's rating of the film Machete Kills

    Sabem aquele filme que é tão mau que é bom? Este é o melhor desses.

  23. ΞRIC B∆D TASTΞ's rating of the film Machete Kills

  24. Jaspar Lamar Crabb's rating of the film Machete Kills

    The first film in which I actually lost count of the beheadings

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