I'm shocked by the low score. This is the film Woody Allen wishes he had made in the last 20 years (if he in fact gave any fucks). Miller finally looks like she has complete control of her craft and the script is hillarious. And so are Hawke and Moore. I'm not a fan of Greta, but she's the right fit here. Though the pickle guy subplot was unnecessary and way too goofy for a film that was already goofy enough.
I love Greta Gerwig more than you do, but I found this movie very disappointing. Maybe it's because at no point did I care about Hawke's character or what happened with him. But every interaction between Gerwig and the pickle guy was adorable, and I want to see a whole movie about them.