Ay yo, cuz', you hella cliched 'n' shit, ya 'eard? Like, schkraight up, embarrassingly hackneyed stereotype on two feets, dogg. F'real: you a coarse, low-minded caricature; the popalarity y'all's buffoonery garners is symptomatic of a larger cultural devolution; another deafening horn heralding the abasement of our species. Y'all be, like, black Jersey Shore. Real talk, son.