A brief and ridiculous moral panic led to a hilariously bad TV drama warning young people about the dangers of Dungeons & Dragons, of all things, which will push you down the road to ruin. You know, deep down, you've always wanted to hear Tom Hanks tearfully shout, "Why is there blood on my knife? WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER!?!?!" Yes, this exists, and it should be Reefer Madness for nerds. We deserve one. 1 star.