I only watched it because I was in a hotel room and there was nothing else on. It's terrible and worse still, it's content to be terrible. People can rage against the likes of Uwe Boll or W.S. Anderson, but at least there's an ambition there to make something vaguely cinematic. Even their worst films are attempts at something substantial. This is just a bad joke that ceases to be amusing after the first 15 minutes.