Hilarious directorial ineptitude, continuous continuity errors, near-complete absence of period detail, wretched performances, dumb shootouts, ill-fitting costumes, excessive close-ups, gratuitous T&A, a light little orgying and water torture. It's all happening. An extra * for Jacqueline Laurent's admirable whipping body-and-boots combo though. And that laugh. That. Laugh. Hahahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Etc.