Agent: Did you read the script? John Cusack: It’s not great. There’s weird tonal shifts, it’s not funny when it’s supposed to be and it treats a serious subject negligibly. I’m passing. A: Did I tell you who the studio cast? JC: Who? Agent: Cate Blanchett & Angelina Jolie. You’ll bang both. JC: ... A: John? JC: ... A: John, you there? JC: ... A: JOHN! Knock on the door. Cusack enters, breathless. JC: Where do I sign?