Currently in a theater watching the Rifftrax of this. I'm not surprised to be revealing the shocking news that this is terrible. But I love terrible films. This isn't one of them. Not even funny bad. I'm going to kill myself by taking a shot for each cameo.
I really wanted to give it two stars because it certainly did enjoy me, but it simply wouldn't be fair towards the actual two star rated films. Horrible in all possible ways, but certainly ridiculous enough for some superficial laughs.
Yeah, I was perplexed and horrified by the terrible 3D shark graphics, and yeah, I was touchingly moved by the terrible acting by the two frontrunners. But when a film produces the one-liner "blowing sharks down Broadway" and makes me almost pee myself laughing, there are words to be said about it. The film may be completely corny and unnecessary in the big picture, but it's enjoyable for what it is. Just go see it.