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Gerry Albert's rating of the film Silent Night, Deadly Night

(*Sung to the Tune of Twelve Days of Christmas) – In this X-Mas Slasher the director gave to me: *Twelve Gruesome Murders *Eleven Hapless Victims *Ten Goofy Orphans *Nine Bellows of “Punish” *Eight Year old sucky actors *Seven Deadly Weapons *Six Decent Death Scenes *Five Drunk-en Fools *Four Toy Store Murders *Three Dressed As Santa *Two Dead Parents And a sub par film to Black Christmas!