No, I am not really reviewing a 3 minute piece of footage (though I do actually own a copy!). I'm using this space to tell you what my star ratings mean. 5 stars is, of course, excellent or outstanding. 4 stars, very good. 3 stars is huge range in the middle, from so-so, to pretty good, you might like it, maybe not. 2 stars is for films that have some redeeming quality but aren't quite worth the time. 1 star, lousy.