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Howard Orr's rating of the film Speed 2: Cruise Control

All kinds of unspeakable horrors lurk for the smug and complacent guests of a cruise ship...cheesy cabin crew, bitter but genius terrorist masterminds, UB40. A terrible script, clumsily-drawn characters (like "I'm so kookie I drive a yellow Mini Moke" Sandra Bullock), implausible action heroics and a lack of, well, speed, make this another dumb action extravaganza.