The tittle, setting and the story give a slight hope for an enjoyable B-movie. It doesn't reach the "so bad it's good" level, and that, unfortunately makes this film just plain bad ;) The story is ridiculous, acting bad, editing rather awkward. Also, there are elements of a horror, comedy, even softporn perhaps, but the proportions and timing don't seem to work at all. The music was quite good.
Nothing to watch with a significant other or if looking for fun or excitement. There's no cinematic quality either. Nevertheless, watching this with a free mind as we observe a contemporary installation or performance discovers a dimension of humour and sympathy with the characters. Slightly erotic, this B-movie has its worth for the curious eye.
With a name like this you know what you're in for.; either porn or b movie entertainment. Here we have a bit of both mind you the porn is very soft. Two sailors on leave looking to get laid wind up finding an ancient vampire and his three sexy vampire maidens and wind up struggling to stay alive or at least sexually satisfied. Fun at times but even with the abbreviated runtime it runs a little long. Sexy outfits.
B-Movie in all its glory. Vampire Hookers does just about everything right to be a cult classic except for the way too long bedroom scene. Hilariously bad dialog, a plot that makes little sense, and one of the best theme songs of all time. Worth a watch for the closed coffin fart scene alone.
"Don't you read Shakespeare you imbecile? Eat no onions or garlic, for we are to utter sweet breath. Shakespeare was a vampire." "Walt Whitman must have been a vampire. Only a vampire would've written so much about the night-about death. Walk out with me toward the Unknown Region."