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  1. David Sindmark Hörnfeldt's rating of the film Vampire Hookers

    I thought this was a genuinely good b-movie. The only thing I've got against it, really, is the five-minute foursome-sequence. With this score, I take it that you kind of let the transphobia go with a heavy sigh.

  2. DrFirestone's rating of the film Vampire Hookers

    The tittle, setting and the story give a slight hope for an enjoyable B-movie. It doesn't reach the "so bad it's good" level, and that, unfortunately makes this film just plain bad ;) The story is ridiculous, acting bad, editing rather awkward. Also, there are elements of a horror, comedy, even softporn perhaps, but the proportions and timing don't seem to work at all. The music was quite good.

  3. Funda Can Çuvalcı's rating of the film Vampire Hookers

    "Shakespeare was a vampire". It was funny to watch a poetry quoting vampire and a fat vampire having inferiority complex and trying to be frightening. It was purely a b-movie.

  4. captainfez's rating of the film Vampire Hookers

    Terrible, but still better than you're imagining.

  5. Polyglot's rating of the film Vampire Hookers

    Due to troubling current events, being seduced by a vampire hooker will most likely be the best thing to ever happen to me.

  6. mrpasquali's rating of the film Vampire Hookers

    Nothing to watch with a significant other or if looking for fun or excitement. There's no cinematic quality either. Nevertheless, watching this with a free mind as we observe a contemporary installation or performance discovers a dimension of humour and sympathy with the characters. Slightly erotic, this B-movie has its worth for the curious eye.

  7. dzajew's rating of the film Vampire Hookers

    It's a bad film, but it's so good. John Carradine as a poetry quoting vampire pimp hits the spot. This film is adorably ugly, like a pug. I've also loved the ending song.

  8. Aristia609's rating of the film Vampire Hookers

    Umm, nice and juicy camp. I'm developing a strange addiction with MUBI. Thanks for an original and heterogeneous selection. The dubbing in this flick is a jewel.

  9. jehki's rating of the film Vampire Hookers

    A genuine piece of crap when you need one.

  10. Axel's rating of the film Vampire Hookers

    This movie is so bad that it is almost... good. The keyword, though... is almost.

  11. David G. Mabey's rating of the film Vampire Hookers

    Just what you expect from the title.. campy 70s sexploitation. Not a great example though.

  12. Michael Zyx MH Claes's rating of the film Vampire Hookers

    Watch it in "mute" mode is better. We're less struck by the stupidity of the film and the poverty of the casting. === Le voir en version "mute" (sans le son) est mieux. On est moins frappé par la bêtise du film et l'indigence du casting.

  13. Cependant's rating of the film Vampire Hookers

    Le baiser vu de dessous le genou.

  14. Matt's rating of the film Vampire Hookers

    Vampire sex-spoof has some funny moments but not enough.

  15. El Biffo's rating of the film Vampire Hookers

    2 and a half stars, almost watchable. Street scenes in Manila, and John Carradine, a once great actor, now reduced to this, but still proud and performing his best, as though it still really mattered. Available on VHS.

  16. joeviperez@gmail.com's rating of the film Vampire Hookers

    Charming B Movie exhibiting the right doses of Horror (comedy) and Soft porn.....To watch without any expectative

  17. Xiao's rating of the film Vampire Hookers

    "Shakespeare was a vampire."

  18. msmichel's rating of the film Vampire Hookers

    With a name like this you know what you're in for.; either porn or b movie entertainment. Here we have a bit of both mind you the porn is very soft. Two sailors on leave looking to get laid wind up finding an ancient vampire and his three sexy vampire maidens and wind up struggling to stay alive or at least sexually satisfied. Fun at times but even with the abbreviated runtime it runs a little long. Sexy outfits.

  19. Buddy Love's rating of the film Vampire Hookers

    I don't think a guy should be going out for drinks in the Philippines you'll either end up with a man or a vampire and you can't trust the cabbies.

  20. David Andrew LeBlanc's rating of the film Vampire Hookers

    Weak story supplemented with soft porn.

  21. meiere01's rating of the film Vampire Hookers

    B-Movie in all its glory. Vampire Hookers does just about everything right to be a cult classic except for the way too long bedroom scene. Hilariously bad dialog, a plot that makes little sense, and one of the best theme songs of all time. Worth a watch for the closed coffin fart scene alone.

  22. bencor's rating of the film Vampire Hookers

    "Don't you read Shakespeare you imbecile? Eat no onions or garlic, for we are to utter sweet breath. Shakespeare was a vampire." "Walt Whitman must have been a vampire. Only a vampire would've written so much about the night-about death. Walk out with me toward the Unknown Region."