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Ratings & Reviews

  1. Dan Kenneth Gigernes's rating of the film Vampires Suck

    The movie title makes you think it is a porno movie but this is as close to a bad remake of "Twilight" that you can do. There is maybe one laugh to be found there somewhere, but Jenn Proske act at least better than Kristen Stewart but there are way better parodies on YouTube made by amateurs for 2 cents.

  2. Gia de Almeida's rating of the film Vampires Suck

    The Bella impersonation is pretty spot on, though.

  3. lostlevel's rating of the film Vampires Suck

    I confess, it's not without some funny moments and is genuinely better than some of the Twilight impersonators.

  4. Arf's rating of the film Vampires Suck

  5. Sara Lucas's rating of the film Vampires Suck

  6. MAO1's rating of the film Vampires Suck

    -10000, la version del bananero mata a esta mierda

  7. Kurmismedituoja's rating of the film Vampires Suck

    Even worst then the twilight. very tasteless.

  8. venenatis's rating of the film Vampires Suck

    It's supposed to suck, so it's okay.

  9. Rininta Irientantya's rating of the film Vampires Suck

  10. msmichel's rating of the film Vampires Suck

    The things we'll watch to entertain the kids! Made a deal I'd watch this and they had to watch Burton's "Pee Wee's Big Adventure". INteresting genre "comedy without laughs". A near non-budget recreation of Twilight that should have been ripe for parody but everything falls flat. Lazy, inept filmmaking much in the vein of every parody since the scary movie franchise. Really quite awful.

  11. Daniel Roque's rating of the film Vampires Suck

    The sucker level is still better than any Twilight movie.

  12. Bastian Faldano's rating of the film Vampires Suck

    Its better than Twillight movie.. hehehe

  13. Rebeca Magnus's rating of the film Vampires Suck

    Just like the 300 movie, funny as hell.

  14. Sam Flemming's rating of the film Vampires Suck

    A film spoofing Twilight - Okay. A film spoofing Twilight by the douchebags that did the Movie movies - KILL IT WITH FIRE, GODDAMNIT!

  15. Steve Pulaski's rating of the film Vampires Suck

    With all their films boasting no higher than a 20% on RT, are Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer in a position to say something "sucks," let alone make a movie on it?

  16. Amandio Filipe Moura's rating of the film Vampires Suck

    This movie pretty much sucked (1.4/5)

  17. dex's rating of the film Vampires Suck

    Can we live without it? Yes, we can!

  18. Owun Birkett's rating of the film Vampires Suck

    Watching thsi film was like beating a dead horse, it went nowhere! What's worse is it made me want to want to watch the Twilight movies! That's really bad when you made a terrible series look like a masterpiece!

  19. Adham T. Fusama's rating of the film Vampires Suck

    As stupid as it can be. You got Twilight as your parody, and you're not funny? That's terrible thing, dude!

  20. PrincessofNevermore797's rating of the film Vampires Suck