Like watching paint dry. Has to be one of the most insufferable, tedious films I've seen. My eyes were rolling to the back of my head at things like the awful "action soundtrack", the Bowie plug-in,this absolutely dull plot set inside museums,the B&W gimmick, the kids. What is this shit? And then I find out it's by Todd Haynes and I'm apparently the only one on Earth actively disliking it so the dissonance is strong.