now! that's what I call MISCASTING

John Wayne as Genghis Khan

Cary Grant as a wisecracking, hardbitten, death-defying Andean pilot

Paul Newman as an alcoholic Nobel Prizewinner for Literature

Dirk Bogarde as a butch gunslinger

Humphrey Bogart as a mad scientist

Madonna as an Argentine politician (who can act and sing!)

Clark Gable as Charles Stewart Parnell

Richard Gere as Sir Lancelot

Gregory Peck as Dr Josef Mengele

Rock Hudson as a womanizing academic

Audrey Hepburn as street urchin Eliza Doolittle