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2013, RANKED

by Juan Barquin
I’ll be making a list of all the 2013 films I watch here in the “a few words, please” section with ratings, and the list itself is the official personal ranking. I stick with US theatrical release usually (with some exceptions) so here goes nothing. So far 2013 sucks apparently. Regardless of rating, the list is based on subjective preference of what I loved/hated the most. 1. Gangster Squad – 2/5 2. Struck By Lightning – 1.5/5 3. John Dies at the End – 3/5 4. A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III – 4/5 5. Mama – 2/5 6. The Last Stand – 3.25/5 7. Side Effects – 4/5 8. The ABCs of Death – 3.75/5 9. The Haunting in Connecticut 2:… Read more

I’ll be making a list of all the 2013 films I watch here in the “a few words, please” section with ratings, and the list itself is the official personal ranking. I stick with US theatrical release usually (with some exceptions) so here goes nothing. So far 2013 sucks apparently. Regardless of rating, the list is based on subjective preference of what I loved/hated the most.

1. Gangster Squad – 2/5
2. Struck By Lightning – 1.5/5
3. John Dies at the End – 3/5
4. A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III – 4/5
5. Mama – 2/5
6. The Last Stand – 3.25/5
7. Side Effects – 4/5
8. The ABCs of Death – 3.75/5
9. The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia – 1/5 [Not on MUBI]
10. Everyday – 2.25/5
11. Antiviral – 4.25/5
12. Twenty Feet from Stardom – 3.75/5
13. The Boy Who Smells Like Fish – 2.75/5
14. Blondie – 3.25/5
15. Wolf Children – 5/5
16. The Discoverers – 3.75/5
17. Broken – 2/5
18. The Future – 2.75/5
19. Gambit – 1.5/5 [Not on MUBI]
20. At Any Price – 4/5
21. Dark Blood – 3/5
22. The Crash Reel – 3/5
23. Beijing Flickers – 4/5
24. Venus and Serena – 3/5 [Not on MUBI]
25. Lore – 4.25/5
26. Like Someone in Love – 4,5/5
27. Dracula 3D – 1.75/5
28. Evil Dead – 4.5/5
29. Blancanieves – 5/5
30. Spring Breakers – 5/5
31. Stoker – 3.75/5
32. Sightseers – 4.5/5
33. Room 237 – 1/5
34. To the Wonder – 5/5
35. Dans la Maison – 3.75/5
36. Pain & Gain – 3/5
37. The Host – 1.5/5
38. The English Teacher – 3.25/5
39. Evangelion 3.0: You Are (Not) Alone – 5/5
40. Movie 43 – 1/5
41. Maniac – 4.25/5
42. The Lords of Salem – 2/5
43. From Up on Poppy Hill – 3.25/5
44. Iron Man 3 – 3.25/5
45. Upstream Color – 5/5
46. Kiss of the Damned – 3/5
47. The Great Gatsby – 3.5/5
48. Star Trek Into Darkness – 3/5
49. Frances Ha – 5/5
50. Furious Six – 4/5
51. Behind the Candelabra – 4.25/5
52. Before Midnight – 5/5
53. The East – 4.25/5
54. Admission – 2.5/5 [Not on MUBI]
55. Monsters University – 3/5
56. The Bling Ring – 4.5/5
57. Only God Forgives – 5/5
58. Stories We Tell – 3.25/5
59. V/H/S/2 – 3.5/5
60. Much Ado About Nothing – 5/5
61. The Purge – 1.25/5 [Not on MUBI]
62. Now You See Me – 2/5
63. Leviathan – 3.25/5
64. Redemption – 3.75/5 [Not on MUBI]
65. Love is All You Need – 3.5/5
66. Trance – 2/5
67. Passion – 2.5/5
68. Pacific Rim – 4/5
69. The Conjuring – 3.75/5
70. The Hunt – 4.25/5
71. I’m So Excited – 3/5
72. The Garden of Words – 4/5 [Short, but whatever]
73. InAPPropriate Comedy – 0/5 [Not on MUBI, Worst Film of the Year]
74. A Field in England – 4.25/5
75. The Canyons – 2.25/5
76. Byzantium – 4.25/5
77. Touchy Feely – 2/5
78. Teen Beach Movie – 3/5 [Not on MUBI]
79. You’re Next – 5/5
80. The Heat – 2/5
81. Prince Avalanche – 4.5/5
82. The Grandmaster – 3.25/5
83. Blue Jasmine – 3/5
84. In A World – 4.25/5
85. Drinking Buddies – 2/5
86. The World’s End – 4.5/5
87. Ain’t Them Bodies Saints – 2.75/5
88. Adore – 3.5/5
89. Computer Chess – 5/5
90. Blackfish – 5/5
91. Gravity – 5/5
92. This is the End – 2.75/5
93. La Camioneta – 2.5/5
94. Don Jon – 3/5
95. +1 – 3.5/5
96. Escape from Tomorrow – 4/5
97. Captain Phillips – 3/5
98. About Time – 4.5/5
99. The Fifth Estate – 2/5
100. Informant – 2/5
101. Ass Backwards – 1.5/5
102. 12 Years A Slave – 5/5
103. Diana – 1/5
104. La Grande Bellezza – 4.5/5
105. Frozen – 4/5
106. Blue is the Warmest Color – 4.5/5
107. Her – Undecided
108. Catching Fire – 3.5/5
109. The To Do List – 3.25/5
110. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty – 3.25/5
111. The Wind Rises – 3.75/5
112. One Direction: This Is Us – 3/5
113. White Reindeer – 4/5
114. Saving Mr Banks – 2.75/5
115. The Kings of Summer – 1.5/5
116. Violet and Daisy – 3.25/5
117. The Spectacular Now – 3/5
118. Nebraska – 3/5
119. Inside Llewyn Davis – 3.75/5
120. The Wolf of Wall Street – 5/5
121. Enough Said – 4/5

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