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I smile when I think about you[ethically,spiritually, physically,positively, absolutely,undeniably, &reliably-dead!]

by chicajomles
I smile when I think about you[ethically,spiritually, physically,positively, absolutely,undeniably, &reliably-dead!] by chicajomles
ANNIE WILKES, played by kathy Bates [Misery] Any compassionate feelings for this woman. I went through the whole movie [she torturing Paul] for watch her die. OSMAN, played by Erol Tas [Dry Summer] DR. HEITER, played by Dieter Laser [The Human Centipede] Unless you find exciting have your mouth sewn to someone else’s butt. FERNANDO, played by Libero De Rienzo [À ma soeur!] Douchebag major league. He thinks he’s so charming so says the worst cheesy lines ever to have sex with a 15 girl. SCAR, Jeremy Iron voice [The Lion King] The son of a bitch killed Mufasa. Of course, thank you again Disney – for causing massive brain damage to entire… Read more

ANNIE WILKES, played by kathy Bates [Misery]
Any compassionate feelings for this woman. I went through the whole movie [she torturing Paul] for watch her die.

OSMAN, played by Erol Tas [Dry Summer]

DR. HEITER, played by Dieter Laser [The Human Centipede]
Unless you find exciting have your mouth sewn to someone else’s butt.

FERNANDO, played by Libero De Rienzo [À ma soeur!]
Douchebag major league. He thinks he’s so charming so says the worst cheesy lines ever to have sex with a 15 girl.

SCAR, Jeremy Iron voice [The Lion King]
The son of a bitch killed Mufasa. Of course, thank you again Disney – for causing massive brain damage to entire generations.

WOO-JIN LEE, played by Ji-Tae Yu [Oldboy]

GLINDA, played by Billie Burke [The wizard of Oz]
“Only bad witches are ugly”, there’s no other line in all cinema history that has pissed me off so much… [and what about her giggling?]

MINNIE CASTEVET, played by Ruth Gordon and GUY WOODHOUSE, played by John Cassavetes [Rosemary’s baby]

JOEY DONNER, played by Andrew Keegan [10 things I hate about you]
The kind of self-aborbed dickhead who thinks he’s otherwordly looking cause he’s up for a hemorrhoid cream ad. The kind of guy who takes your virginity and then dump you…oh, and then pay some guy to date you so he can nail your sister…that kind of guy.

RAMONA FLOWERS, played by Mary Elizabeth Winstead [Scott Pilgrim vs. The World]
She’s inexpressive, flat and…she’s not that cute: looks like some chubby otaku on a cosplay costume.

BELLA, played by Kristen Stewart [Twilight]
This is about bad acting: every frame with her face on it is like “oh look how beautiful I am”.

PRIEST SANG-HYEON, played by Kang-ho Song [Thirst]
Song kang-ho was anything but a vampire…Watch this chubby fellow pretending to be sexy or cute was excruciatingly painful.

BECKY, played by Denise Richards [Drop dead gorgeous]

CAROLYN BURNHAM, played by Annette Bening [American Beauty]

AMY RAINEY, played by Maria Bello [Secret Window]
Any girl who dumps Johnny Depp deserves to die.

LANDLORD, played by Patrick Wymark [Repulsion]
I always think of Carol Ledoux as my personal heroe.

PAUL, played by Sagamore Stévenin [Romance]
Maybe because I get why Marie is in love with him and his small dick.

ZED, played by Peter Greener [Pulp Fiction]
Nobody fucks Marsellus Wallace.

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