Some films are about thieves.
NOTE: the title for this list is a quote from a film that didn’t make the list, From Duck til Dawn (1996) dir. Robert Rodriguez. The full line is spoken or rather yelled by George Clooney’s character, Seth Gecko at his brother, Richard Gecko played by writer Quentin Tarantino. It is as follows, “I’m a professional fucking thief! I do not kill people that I do not have to and I do not rape fucking women! What you are doing is not how it’s done!”