Marriage and its survivors

“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”
― Albert Einstein

“Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.”
― Mae West, The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said

“Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying ’You gave me the wrong key!”...