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Movies That I Despise

by Weena Eloi
I think the name of the list is self-explanatory: “Porky’s” “Top Gun” “My Best Friend’s Wedding” “Almost Famous” “Avatar” “Jerry Maguire” “Say Anything” “Birdy” “Bye Bye Love” “Cutthroat Island” “Pulp Fiction” “Four Rooms” (a dreadful anthology set in a hotel – peeeeyew!) “Death Proof” (how I was rooting for Kurt Russell’s character!) That other fucking movie that Q.T. just did last year & whose title is purposely misspelled so I won’t even try to spell it at all because I fucking LOATHE it. P.S. Anything that has Matthew Modine in it is automatically infected with the Bad Movie Virus, and that includes “Full Metal Jacket.” Read more

I think the name of the list is self-explanatory:

“Porky’s”
“Top Gun”
“My Best Friend’s Wedding”
“Almost Famous”
“Avatar”
“Jerry Maguire”
“Say Anything”
“Birdy”
“Bye Bye Love”
“Cutthroat Island”
“Pulp Fiction”
“Four Rooms” (a dreadful anthology set in a hotel – peeeeyew!)
“Death Proof” (how I was rooting for Kurt Russell’s character!)
That other fucking movie that Q.T. just did last year & whose title
is purposely misspelled so I won’t even try to spell it at all because
I fucking LOATHE it.
P.S. Anything that has Matthew Modine in it is automatically infected with the Bad Movie Virus, and that includes “Full Metal Jacket.”

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