One thing that my grandma can't do: Submit a movie

I’m so lazy and I probably will submit less than 5 movies (not that anyone care). Cheers.

March 3rd, 2011:
UPDATE (not that anyone care again, right? and why the hell did I write a date?): I’m pretty surprised that I have submitted more than 5 movies. Wow, there must be something wrong with me. Somebody must have put something in my drink.

PS. One more thing that my grandma can’t do; spit unicorn from her eyes.

PPS. GODDAMNIT MUBI, ARE YOU GUYS EVER GONNA GET MY SUBMISSION ‘THE MAN WITH THE SMALLEST PENIS BLAH BLAH BLAH HIM’ READY FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION!? IT’S BEEN MORE THAN 6 MONTHS, DAMN IT. (CAPS LOCK FURY)