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Super Dead

by Seth Farmer
Perpetual work in progress Sometimes people don’t simply die. Sometimes they Super Die. Here are the records of that. ALIENS (2) Corporal Ferro (bitchy pilot) Queen. “Get away from her YOU BITCH!” DIE HARD (5) Guy shot through table Armored RV that got rocket launched Guy shot in the knees Hans Gruber’s fall of doom Karl, plastered by the gun of justice THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (4) 2 AT-AT Walkers 2 Tie Fighters in asteroid field GHOSTBUSTERS (1) Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. His face gloriously roasted with the power of crossing streams JASON TAKES MANHATTAN (1) Token. Watch this LETHAL WEAPON (1) General Peter McAllister (Sergeant Dickface),… Read more

Perpetual work in progress
Sometimes people don’t simply die. Sometimes they Super Die. Here are the records of that.

ALIENS (2)
Corporal Ferro (bitchy pilot)
Queen. “Get away from her YOU BITCH!”

DIE HARD (5)
Guy shot through table
Armored RV that got rocket launched
Guy shot in the knees
Hans Gruber’s fall of doom
Karl, plastered by the gun of justice

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (4)
2 AT-AT Walkers
2 Tie Fighters in asteroid field

GHOSTBUSTERS (1)
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. His face gloriously roasted with the power of crossing streams

JASON TAKES MANHATTAN (1)
Token. Watch this

LETHAL WEAPON (1)
General Peter McAllister (Sergeant Dickface), decimated by a grenade-in-the-face

MEN IN BLACK (1)
The bug, last-minutely goopidated by an off-screen babe

NORTH BY NORTHWEST (1)
Guy who falls off Mt. Rushmore

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