TEN WORST FIRST DATE FILMS

Where cuddling goes to die.

If I could have included the commentary track of SEVEN SAMURAI, I would have
*BLOW-UP could easily be substituted for any Antonioni film, in that they are certain to put both viewers into depthless slumber (see also TASTE OF CHERRY, 1900, SILENT LIGHT)
*This would be the original 10 hour cut of GREED which I have thankfully never seen
*Notable omissions: INLAND EMPIRE, KIDS, BULLY, actually ANY Larry Clark film, MANDERLAY, DOGVILLE, ANTICHRIST, BREAKING THE WAVES, okay, ANY LARS VON TRIER film, also ANY Cronenberg film, um, I would steer clear of any Chinese...