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The films of Tracy Jordan

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The films of Tracy Jordan by captain
I’m bored, so here is a list of Tracy Jordan’s totally fictitious films from 30 Rock :) Black Cavemen - Tagline: “So easy, a Black Caveman could do it.”. Black Cop/White Cop - Tagline: “One does the duty; the other gets the booty!” A Blaffair to Rememblack - His remake of An Affair to Remember The Chunks The Chunks 2: A Very Chunky Christmas Cruise Boat - Catchphrase: “I’m too old for this ship.” Death Bank - Tagline: “Money is the root of all evil.” Fat Bitch - Tagline: “She’s off the leash.” Garfield 3: Feline Groovy - Note: Paid exactly one million teacher salaries. Hard to Watch: Based on the Novel “Stone Cold Bummer” by… Read more

I’m bored, so here is a list of Tracy Jordan’s totally fictitious films from 30 Rock :)

Black Cavemen
- Tagline: “So easy, a Black Caveman could do it.”.

Black Cop/White Cop
- Tagline: “One does the duty; the other gets the booty!”

A Blaffair to Rememblack
- His remake of An Affair to Remember

The Chunks

The Chunks 2: A Very Chunky Christmas

Cruise Boat
- Catchphrase: “I’m too old for this ship.”

Death Bank
- Tagline: “Money is the root of all evil.”

Fat Bitch
- Tagline: “She’s off the leash.”

Garfield 3: Feline Groovy
- Note: Paid exactly one million teacher salaries.

Hard to Watch: Based on the Novel “Stone Cold Bummer” by Manipulate

Honky Grandma Be Trippin’
- Catchphrase: “You hooligans better watch out, because this honky grandma be trippin’!”

President Homeboy

Samurai I-Am-Awry

Sherlock Homie

Who Dat Ninja

And I’ll throw in some Werewolf Bar Mitzvah just for the hell of it…

(I included Tracy Morgan’s film Totally Awesome since I had to include at least one real film. From the little I’ve seen, it doesn’t look too great, but who knows :)

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