What Movies Teach Us

Note: Some of these have spoilers.

Hedwig and the Angry Inch – You shouldn’t put bras in the dryer

Une Nouvelle Amie/The New Girlfriend – You should apply mascara: to the left eyelash using the left hand and to the right eyelash using the right hand.

Big Daddy – Never have a 5 year plan. Your life will pan out better if you’re a slacker who likes to eat at Hooter’s.

Les Choristes/The Chorus – It’s okay to steal children.

North By Northwest – You can drink a whole bottle of bourbon and drive and you won’t kill anyone.

Sunset Blvd. – Being a gigolo is a dangerous...