WTF CINEMA AWARD – It’s a rare tie!
Tyler Perry’s Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor – really, Tyler? AIDS as effective punishment for adultery? Stop embarrassing yourself, this is the third or fourth movie you’ve used AIDS as an “earned” punishment.
Safe Haven. Aka my new best friend (who unintentionally comes off as a secret lesbian) is actually just my new lover’s dead wife’s ghost!
Not Listed on Mubi:
PLUSH (come on, Hardwicke, time to go back to production designing – oh wait, this thing cost a few million but looks like $2? Nevermind, just go home)
THE HOST (wtf, how did this even get made after the entire town passed on Stephenie Meyer’s manuscript?)
THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS: CITY OF BONES