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WTF? YOU LIKED THAT? REALLY?!

by Steve Garland
WTF? YOU LIKED THAT? REALLY?! by Steve Garland
A random alphabetization of darlings that left me seething, snoring, or sorry that I’d moved two hours closer to midnight. Antonioni’s insufferably pretentious, existentialist “mystery” (mimes playing tennis — how deep!); Herzog’s creepy, questionable canonization of a pathological, imbalanced “conservationist”; Figgis’ no-budget manifesto on Flagrant Navel-Gazing As Art; Miller’s repugnant celebration of gratuitous violence for its own sake; Lelouch’s cure for insomnia; See prior, minus Lelouch; Tavernier’s diffuse and repulsive Ode to Jazz as personified by the World’s Worst Father; An infuriating, unadulterated turd; Sarafian’s… Read more

A random alphabetization of darlings that left me seething, snoring, or sorry that I’d moved two hours closer to midnight.

Antonioni’s insufferably pretentious, existentialist “mystery” (mimes playing tennis — how deep!); Herzog’s creepy, questionable canonization of a pathological, imbalanced “conservationist”; Figgis’ no-budget manifesto on Flagrant Navel-Gazing As Art; Miller’s repugnant celebration of gratuitous violence for its own sake; Lelouch’s cure for insomnia; See prior, minus Lelouch; Tavernier’s diffuse and repulsive Ode to Jazz as personified by the World’s Worst Father; An infuriating, unadulterated turd; Sarafian’s counterculture celebration of a hazardous asshole; Bergman’s visual representation of that bonehead Psych. class you skipped to go tanning.

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