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MATTEO BITTANTI's rating of the film The Staggering Girl

A 37-minute long commercial. There's occasional acting between the placement of products (mostly, garment for the one percent) but it's hard to care for any of these characters. The whole package is insufferable and asinine. I'd take Tom Ford over Luca Guadagnino any given day. At least, A Single Man had pathos. And a killer soundtrack. This has... what, exactly? A purse? A suitcase?