Genuine question: why do Americans like their romance movies so mean-spirited? If it's not "The Fault in Our Stars" romanticizing cancer, it's a remake of a dusty, 30-year-old comedy about a relationship inspired by deception. But, hey, at least it's updated for the #MeToo era! The original "Overboard" had the benefit of Kurt Russell/Goldie Hawn and some 80s nostalgia. Here, the supporting characters are funnier.