Magic Mike as a moody wolf-boy giving you Xanadu 2.0 on intergalactic roller skates? Yes! Eddie Redmayne sneering and mincing, plotting to suck up the life force of earthlings amid a dynastic struggle between his siblings or, you know, whatever? Yes! Hilarious talking dragons, swarms of enchanted bees, and crude ethnic burlesque? Yes! Yes! Yes! …The Wachowskis are living for a unique, utterly doomed brand of earnest maximalism and I am here for it.