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Favorite porno movies

andrew kay

almost 4 years ago

Oh, and there’s Frisk with Parker Posey and Alexis Arquette… still banned in the UK, and not a great porno/psycho killer film, but part of the canon Tony is referencing.

Edward McDonal​d

almost 4 years ago

A long time ago in a suburb far, far away I felt the need to boldly go to a Star Trek convention, to see the Trekkies in their natural habitat so I could study their habits. From the many vendors offering their wares for trade, I chose a couple of artifacts for laboratory research: Sex Trek: The Next Penetration and Sex Trek II: The Search for Sperm.

I found them to be fascinating. With a cast of characters such as Dr. Boner McJoy, Lt. Uwhore, and Yeoman Gland, and lines such as, “They can’t hear you cum in outer space,” you just can’t go wrong.

Unfortunately, I loaned these tapes to a friend of mine. Well, I guess what was most unfortunate was that he was married to a self-righteous shrew of a woman with a nose so fine she was able to scent these archival treasures out of their preservation containment receptacle; a dark hole beside the stove pipe in the garage ceiling. In a moralistic fury she destroyed them as utterly and gleefully as Nero did Vulcan. I still feel the loss.

For the political buffs who wish to see the inner workings of some of today’s biggest figures in politics, there is Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?. In the scenes I have personally viewed, Lisa Ann portrays a very convincing Serra Paylin. I have yet to see the bi-partisan discourse between her and Nina Hartley’s Hillary, but I hear it is very well done, complete with tongue-tying dialogue such as, “You know Hillary, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but it’s really hard to concentrate when your tongue’s in my hoo hoo.” A must see, for sure.

My problem with most porn is that I find the action to be gripping and compelling, in a sense, but then, suddenly I lose all interest to such a degree that it’s almost narcoleptic. Well, for a little while anyway.

Matt

almost 4 years ago

You’ve got the right idea Tony/Murphy/Lee, whatever your name is… That is exactly what I was looking for; especially when it comes to unerotic titles. Non-erotic porno is often the best!

I’ll have to check out ‘Otto;’ I always thought if there was going to be a gay-porn zombie movie it would be called ‘Resurrectum.’ HAH! I kill me!

Matt

almost 4 years ago

Once again this board has gone flaccid. Hope it picks up agian soon.

Matt

over 3 years ago

Just saw another one. ‘Ten Little maidens;’ A tongue-in-chick mystery parody. lots of campy, dirty fun!

At one point Jamie Gillis fucks a raw chicken! I ask you, does it get any better than that?

ach

over 3 years ago

I wouldnt ever remember the title

Matt

over 3 years ago

Write it down, or just go to the video store and ask, “What’s the name of that movie where Jamie Gillis fucks a chicken? I’d like to rent that.”

ach

over 3 years ago

mm, I actually dont remember the pornos I’ve seen
it does not worth to have a title for them usually, does it? At least it’s no worth for the spectator.

KingofP​ain

over 3 years ago

Some softcore selections (I don’t dig hardcore):

She’s 19 and Ready
Joy of Flying
The Toy Box
Salon Kitty
Cheeky!
Felicity
Justine de Sade
A Scream in the Streets
Supervixens
Up!
The Sexual Story of O
Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman
Quiet Days in Clichy
The Hand of Pleasure
Emanuelle in Bangkok
Vanessa

I’ve been trying to make my way through the Emmanuelle in Space series. Krista Allen is impressive to behold, but the movies are so cheaply made.

Rich Uncle Skeleton

over 3 years ago

“I don’t dig hardcore”

yeah, and I don’t dig delicious food and funny jokes.

KingofP​ain

over 3 years ago

“yeah, and I don’t dig delicious food and funny jokes.”

Why don’t you just end it all?

Pierlui​gi Puccini

over 3 years ago

Ordinary Peepholes.

a big titty, spread cheeky kinda thing…

Matt

almost 3 years ago

I just saw a good ‘un called ’Sex In The Comics.’ It’s basicly a series of hardcore comedy scetches lifted from old “Tijuana Bibles.” It’s high in campy goodness (especitally if you don’t mind your jokes being a little on the lame side; I know I don’t)!

I would also like to add a few more…

New Wave Hookers (1985)
New Wave Hokkers 2 (1991)
Meatball (1973)
Dixie Ray: Hollywood Star (1983; Porno film-noir!)
Fascination (1980)
The Devil In Miss Jones 3&4 (1986)
Deep Throat (1972; didn’t think it was that great at first but it grows in ya’)
Amanda By Night (1981)

Hey, do you guys think ‘Legend Of The Overfiend’ counts?

Brennan

almost 3 years ago

Vaginatown
Five Easy Pussies
Internal Affairs
There Will be Blowjobs
2000 Buns: An Ass Odyssey

Mary

almost 3 years ago

lol

Jerry G

almost 3 years ago

wow…

Vincent​e Oristiv​ar

almost 3 years ago

Debbie does Dallas … epic

Matt

almost 3 years ago

Heh, heh.

Dennis...Brian

almost 3 years ago
watching with a girl I like Sasha Grey since girls get into her as well or anything with a story (and without Evan Stone or Ron Jeremy).

watching alone I tend to like unsexy parodies. There is a porn parody of Curb yr enthusiasm that I have to imagine is the least sexy movie "out there.

Anonymouse

almost 3 years ago

“2000 Buns: An Ass Odyssey”

…are these real movies?

Would Emmanuelle and Empire of the Senses be considered “pornography?” I’m afraid I’m rather un-schooled in these questions.

Ben.

almost 3 years ago

Would Emmanuelle and Empire of the Senses be considered “pornography?” I’m afraid I’m rather un-schooled in these questions.

In the Realm of the Senses is not pornography.

Dennis...Brian

almost 3 years ago

people treat pornography like it is a bad word

Anonymouse

almost 3 years ago

“In the Realm of the Senses is not pornography.”

I tend to agree but (and I know this sort of definition-based question is annoying) it is a film which exhibits real sexual intercourse on screen. There are a few other films that do it too like Romance (1999).