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weird crush on steve buscemi anyone?

Kira Ogilvie

over 4 years ago

yes.
i find him so alluring, attractive, sexy, et cetera et cetera.
am i alone here?

that wouldnt be surprising…

Creme Tangeri​ne

over 4 years ago

:) yeah i do like him too.

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over 4 years ago

My, my, my – who would have thought!

Creme Tangeri​ne

over 4 years ago

Kira Ogilvie

over 4 years ago

:)

Ally the Manic Listmak​er

over 4 years ago

I like him just for the creepiness factor alone.

Delancy

over 4 years ago

nothing says soggy panties like a receding hairline

Hahahahaha, of course you ladies are going to say yes. He’s famous and loaded! That doesn’t meet the definition of a “weird” crush! Nothing weird about it at all. He plays losers in films, but he’s an alpha male in real life.

The real question is, would you have a crush on the real life analogues of the fictional characters Steve Buscemi plays? That is, guys who are weird looking, broke, unpopular, and losers in pretty much every sense of the word? Now that would qualify as a “weird” crush. :P

Creme Tangeri​ne

over 4 years ago

@Blue K: very valid point…..indeed a dilemma! :)

Kira Ogilvie

over 4 years ago

If i look at my real life relationships i tend to go with that sort of guy, socially awkward, but undeniably cool when you get to know them..
however pathetic..
haha maybe i should reflect more on who i go with next time i start dating..

emanon

over 4 years ago

seriously, he’s….. i don’t even know. i guess he’s an alpha male, but i could care less. for me, it hasn’t anything to do with him being rich, and i don’t know anything about him, but whenever he’s in a movie, i pay attention. i guess he’s an alpha male, but he’s not a jerk or cocky. he’s not “attractive” but he definitely has it, whatever “it” is.. he’s pretty much made of it, i’ll bet he invented it.
it usually bugs me if i hear of someone my age (18) liking an older man, but he’s the exception. i’d pretty much do whatever he tells me. just the concept of him makes me melt. i don’t get it. but oh man, he’s soooo shhhhhh.

traag-1

over 4 years ago

My wife loves him…she says he would make a good boyfriend

auralynn

over 4 years ago

i’m 18 too and the thought of him just makes me shiver. i never think of him as a person with a lot of money or very famous, i just find him attractive as he plays characters with personalities i’m attracted to in real life (cynical somewhat-pathetic record nerds that are kinda funny looking and have a nasally voice). i heard that he likes beat poetry, so that is a plus!!

House 0f Leaves

-moderator-
over 4 years ago

He used to be an NY fireman, and on 9/11 he grabbed his old gear and ran to the nearest firehouse to help out.

THAT is one cool guy. Plus he got stabbed in the neck once and lived. I ain’t messin with him.

Col. Dax

over 4 years ago

“…i tend to go with that sort of guy, socially awkward, but undeniably cool when you get to know them..
however pathetic..”

I’m all those things… except cool, but I’m definitely socially awkward and pathetic… plus I may be losing my already tenuous grip on reality. So, yeah, I’m pretty much the entire package.

House 0f Leaves

-moderator-
over 4 years ago

Dax—just get stabbed in the neck and then the chicks will flock.

Col. Dax

over 4 years ago

A dog bit my face once. Left a scar on my head, so far no woman has found that a very interesting story… tends to get me pity points, though.

Nathan M.

over 4 years ago

Well, Buchemi does seem to have a sense of humor. I hear that ladies like that.

But, as Blue K noted, he could be your sugar daddy too, and that doesn’t hurt.

H. K. ‡

over 4 years ago

adam sandler: you’ll be my sugar momma (wink).
steve buscemi: woah. i gotta get me one of those.

ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE

over 4 years ago

:O

Jay Leighty

over 4 years ago

Any fans should watch him in ‘Interview’ where he does play an alpha male of sorts and makes a plausible potential love interest for Sienna Miller. He also directed that and it’s a pretty good film. I have a friend who also finds him attractive so he must have something intangible that makes him appealing to women. We should all wish for such charm.

chikenb​aby

over 4 years ago

He’s a great actor I don’t think Ive ever seen him in a bad performance..

Candice

almost 4 years ago

he is sexy and in my top 3.

Sonja

almost 4 years ago

i love steve buscemi specifically because of this:

http://www.atomicbooks.com/promoimages/buscemi.gif

Carole Barnett

almost 4 years ago

And I thought I was the only one! I would never have admitted it, it has nothing to do with fame or money. It.s talent. I find that very attractive. I especially liked him in Escape From LA and Con Air. And who can forget the Sopranos? I’m glad someone else confessed first… I never would have admitted it – even to myself.:-)

Santrop​ez

almost 4 years ago

We’re supposed to be fucking professionals!

Carole Barnett

almost 4 years ago

I have a friend who reminds me of Buscemi. He’s a total nerd, a brainiac, not great-looking but extremely talented. You’ve just helped me figure out why I find him somewhat attractive. Thanks, guys!

Carole Barnett

almost 4 years ago

I have a friend who reminds me of Buscemi. He’s a total nerd, a brainiac, not great-looking but extremely talented. You’ve just helped me figure out why I find him somewhat attractive. Thanks, guys!

Matt Parks

almost 4 years ago

Not me . . . but I do believe that he has a secret crush on me. Is that weird?

Groovym​oovy

almost 4 years ago

@Santropez – we are professionals but we’re still human. A little levity is a good thing.