“I've been a perpetual malcontent my whole life. I thought I was fat when I was skinny. I thought I was a failure when I was full steam ahead on the road to becoming successful. I thought I was unlovable when everyone around me loved me. I've always thought I was a big dumb ass, when all of my friends were super smart. Birds of a feather. I would tell young Kathy Wilhoite to 'Shut the fuck up. Life is sweet. Enjoy every second of it.'”