Wonky sets. A wonky script. Toy flying saucers on visible strings. It’s both midday and midnight in most scenes. Dracula and Vampira are here—but the film forgets they are vampires. And sometimes Dracula is really a chiropractor in disguise. If this is Plan 9, Plans 1 to 8 must have been terrible.

A gloriously garish, über-camp “nudie cutie,” with a screenplay written by the infamous director Ed Wood: we’re sold! But wait, there’s more. It stars American psychic Criswell (of Plan 9 from Outer Space fame), a plethora of stripteases, and some truly demented costumes. In short: a cult classic!