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CONRAD & CRAB: IDIOTIC GEMS

Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines

Directed by Claude Schmitz
Belgium, France, 2026
Comedy
  • 8080 minutes

Synopsis

Two less-than-splendid members of the judicial police of Perpignan arrive in the small town of Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines to watch over activities at the local gem market fair. In investigating a seemingly trivial matter, they stumble onto a potentially bigger criminal network.

Synopsis

Two less-than-splendid members of the judicial police of Perpignan arrive in the small town of Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines to watch over activities at the local gem market fair. In investigating a seemingly trivial matter, they stumble onto a potentially bigger criminal network.