This is an atrocious film but it gets an extra star for it's very spot on casting, maybe except for Clooney, he's a great actor but Batman wasn't really his thing. But Schwarzenegger and Thurman are brilliant as Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy respectively.
On a positive note, Uma is oddly delicious and I'd praise the neon design were this any other film, but the script is an unmitigated disaster with too many duff one-liners to keep track of. Add in the crotch close-ups, Bat credit cards and Bane and the result stinks. It's entertaining on some level and a guilty part of me retains a soft-spot for camp Gotham over Nolan's imagining but I'll draw the line here.
Actualy i dont know what everyones complaining about, clooney at least looked like wayne out of all the actors playing wayne. They made the god awful mistake of dropping burtons visual style and terrific score, my pics are this barely if your drunk and batman 1 and 2. I cant stand begins or christian bale as a hero (loved american psycho).