Mongol General: What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
This film gets two stars instead of one for the above dialogue and above dialogue alone.
First watched when I was way too young. Love this movie still. Everything feels so strange and far far away, all the different accents and the look and simplicity of everything.. it's silly and not too peopled and way way better than the remake.
By Crom this film was so much fun. It's undoubtedly my favourite Arnie role. And the soundtrack deserves a mention everytime the film is brought up, elevates the film to to an even higher status. Basil completely nailed it.
The Schwarzenegger/Milius commentary track on the DVD is occasionally astonishing, although if you take a drink every time Arnold says 'Look at this' or 'Look at that' your liver should be the color and texture of creamed corn by the time he gets around to talking about how fun the scene where the witch seduces him really was