Have you ever groped your mom's boobs with the biggest smile on your face? No? Welcome to the world of a butchered adaptation of Umezu's "Drifting Classroom". Not really a movie but some shots stitched together, I think even the nickelodeon version was better?
What is this shit? Obayashi has made some turkeys but this takes the cake. This is bad and not in a hipster 'so bad it's good' way either. The obnoxious freakshow of an international cast and shit FX are only half the problem. And where to start with that culturally inappropriate money-box. Smacks of corporations making movies, not unlike that other 80s turdfest travesty of a movie; Mac and Me.