There's no subject in this film, no idea about S&M too. I was really entertained but there's no idea about how to make a movie in here. Not even an idea about how to make a crappy one. This is not a book adaptation. This is a badly made hype adaptation . But I was drunk, and it was fun above it all.
I don't really get all the fuss about this one. It's not even close to being bad. It's actually really entertaining. I mean, I kept thinking all film long: if people are shocked about this one, I wonder what they would think if they watched the porns I watch. Besides that, it's good as a romantic blockbuster flick.
ANA WHY THE HELL YOU DIDN'T LET CHRISTIAN TO FINISH HIS BEAUTIFUL PIANO RENDITION OF CLASSICAL MUSIC FIRST BEFORE SITTING IN HIS LAP YOU HORNY BITCH
CHRISTIAN WHY THE HELL YOU SOLD ANASTASIA'S VW IT'S LIKE THE COOLEST CAR EVER YOU SNOBBY BASTARD).
Can't wait for the sequel.
I can see why some people – especially women– enjoy the story. They see a person who can take care and satisfy them both, sexually and materially. Even though this film has widely introduced BDSM to the public, I must say that the depiction of BDSM is not completely right. For instance, the scene where Christian Grey hit Anastasia with a belt is clearly an abuse, it is not BDSM.
BDMS goes vanilla. Erotic it isn't but I was surprised what an attractive package this disposable pop culture trash came in. Enjoyed it despite the wooden Jamie Dorman who certainly does not exude the Christian that was needed. Better cast was Dakota who can look forward to type casting from this point on. Behind the scenes work faired better with the proper opulence in set design. BDMS never looked so safe.
Both 2002 Secretary and 2011 Sleeping Beauty are good achievements in bringing to the big screen views of fetichism. And Von Triers' Nymphomaniac is an essay on human sexuality/perversion.This is just a poor attempt to produce a sexy film. And it fails miserably, like soft-core usually does. Because it is trying to persuade us, beings made of emotion and lust, that boring is epic, that gray is an explosion of color.
Fifty SHAMES of Grey, more likely!...I almost find it a waist of time to bother writing this text or leave a rating star. But I'm doing it so, simply because i also had the impulse to watch it at the cinema and because nevertheless, the film still deserves to be credited if anything for being the most boring, irrelevant piece of crap in the history of film...and that's an accomplishment per se.
Fifty shades of BORING. At least, I learned that American straight WASP people are 50 years late about erotism. And this film is fuckin conservative. I'm going to watch some Oshima, Sato,Wakamatsu, Cronenberg, Robbe-Grillet, Rollin for curing myself !