Movies don't get much worse than this, but they also don't get more lovably inept. Not quite on the level of TROLL 2's laughable sincerity, but this goofy film about Martians who attempt to kidnap Santa Claus in order to bring Christmas cheer to Mars, is without a doubt one of the worst films ever made. Takes itself so seriously, but nothing about it works, from the awful costumes to the flimsy sets to the silly plot
"The guy looks like a Troll doll" "[Thunder rumbles] Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you." "What is this a Bergman film all of a sudden ?" "Rosebud" "STELLA !!!" "Breaking and Entering, thats my racket" -It is a garbage 1star movie on it's own, but as a MST3K episode- the rating becomes 4stars
I love terrible movies, and after three separate attempts over the years, I've still never been able to make it more than 20 minutes into this film. So awful and slow that it's simply tedious. Don't recommend to anyone, even lovers of terrible cinema.
I must confess that this film is actually a guilty pleasure of mine. It's just so campy and ridiculous, that I can't help but get some strange pleasure out of it. But, is it good? No, of course not. The tone is pandering, the story is stupid, and the production values are of very low quality. It's bad, but I can definitely say I've seen worse.