This movie had a power to manipulate my pain that Michael Haneke would find enviable. Truly one of the most mind-bogglingly bad movies ever made, made worse by the fact that Dana Carvey deserves better. 1 star.
This is not as offensive or awful as The Love Guru, but it isn't any good; it is just painful. Having recently rewatched it (since I have no reason to live apparently), I cannot believe I found it funny as a child, but then again; nobody has any taste as a child and will take what they can get. Goddammit Dana Carvey! I like you in SNL and when you are chopping broccoli, but you are an utter failure in this movie.