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Lino Monteiro's rating of the film The Twilight Saga: New Moon

I'm obliged to give credit where credit is due. There is one good thing about this film: eye candy. Plenty of pointless eye candy. Not that I complain, something had to be compelling about the movie, and that was it. The writing is amateurish, the characters moronic and the story dull and insipid. So, even though I'm all for eye candy, when gawking at abs is the most engaging part of the movie, something's wrong.